**IMPORTANT MEMO**
FROM: Cliff
TO: All female residents of the planet earth
Due to an increase in depression, bulimia, and anorexia, I have taken it upon myself to educate women on what guys actually think about the weight issue. Please remember these three points.
1) Being stick thin is not the same thing as being attractive. Personally, I think curves are far more attractive than stick figures, and a lot of men feel the same way.
2) Your weight is a number and nothing more. People do not look at you and think, "She ways ten pounds more than that other girl, so she's not as attractive."
3) Please re-read (1) and (2) every morning befor
Defiant people dislike modern song;
their views are puzzling, shrouded in mystique.
These people won't admit they might be wrong,
and they won't cease their musical critique.
I try to talk to them, to help them know:
to disregard the new is not the way,
'cause melodies of many years ago
were criticized as much as those today.
But they don't listen, saying, in effect,
"I don't like what I haven't heard before."
The words are harsh, and ever so direct,
yet people speak themignorance galore.
Through all their arrogance, they fail to see
that music is an art. It should be free.
**IMPORTANT MEMO**
FROM: Cliff
TO: All female residents of the planet earth
Due to an increase in depression, bulimia, and anorexia, I have taken it upon myself to educate women on what guys actually think about the weight issue. Please remember these three points.
1) Being stick thin is not the same thing as being attractive. Personally, I think curves are far more attractive than stick figures, and a lot of men feel the same way.
2) Your weight is a number and nothing more. People do not look at you and think, "She ways ten pounds more than that other girl, so she's not as attractive."
3) Please re-read (1) and (2) every morning befor
Defiant people dislike modern song;
their views are puzzling, shrouded in mystique.
These people won't admit they might be wrong,
and they won't cease their musical critique.
I try to talk to them, to help them know:
to disregard the new is not the way,
'cause melodies of many years ago
were criticized as much as those today.
But they don't listen, saying, in effect,
"I don't like what I haven't heard before."
The words are harsh, and ever so direct,
yet people speak themignorance galore.
Through all their arrogance, they fail to see
that music is an art. It should be free.
I could probably run three simultaneous L4D2 servers on this thing, but that's not why I bought it. I now have enough processing power to make the super-special-awesome music I've always wanted to.
w00t w00t.